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| User: | bizarro_no1 (1501940) Down, down and near!
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| Name: | Bizarro #1 | |||||
| Website: | Disorganized | |||||
| Location: | Graveyard of Insolitude, United States | |||||
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| AOL IM: |  Bizarro LJ (Add Buddy, Send Message) | |||||
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| Bio: | Goodbye! Me am Bizarro, Me was created by machine that make perfect originals of things that was not targeted at Superman. Me am just like Superman but smarter and weaker because machine make me to be the inferior original. Since Me weaker and smarter than Superman, Me understand how Me beat him all the time!Me have terrible powers that Me not use to save the forces of lightness. Me have no super strength, can't fly, am totally vulnerable, x-ray hearing, snow breath, fire vision, and few other normal abilities. Me hate Lois Lane to life which is why she never runs away from me. Me am the worst hero there isn't! Me never invulnerable to blue kryptonite which there is plenty of so Me am worried. Hello. Powers: As an imperfect duplicate of Superman, Bizarro #1 has similar powers with some significant differances: Superman is nigh invulnerable but Bizarro #1 is totally invulnerable, which means he can be hurt but it's near impossible to do him any permanent damage. Bizarro #1 has nearly unlimted physical strength, is able to fly, killer halitosis, ice vision, spotlight vision, invulnerability, fire breath, and x-ray hearing. Superman is vulnerable to magic but Bizarro #1 is completely immune to it. Word of warning: Bizarros are notorious kings of the triple negative! | |||||
| Pictures: | over 10 public | |||||
| Interests: | 15: #1, bizarre, bizarro, blue kryptonite, cubical world, dc comics, gravedigger lad, harley quinn, imperfection, jimmy olsen, justice league, no. 1, superman, ugly, yello lantern | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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| Mutual Friends: | 22: _lois_lane_, anni_the_diva, bizarro_no2, bizarro_no3, capt_marvel, dark_comedy, endeligt, gelatin, general_zod, in_ze, jamies_mom, mydelerium, sausage_boy, scryre, sith_lord_maul, super_kon, supersam, the_human_torch, victor_doom, victor_von_doom, wakko_warner, yellow_lantern | |||||
| Also Friend of: | 3: ray_wolf, thechrishaley, wyngarde | |||||
| Member of: | 18: ___savetheday, _commentwhores, angsty_sg_1, badguys, batmanvssuprman, bizarro_world, doctorduck, justiceleague, krypton_club, lunatic_cafe, luthor_corp, outcastotherkin, paidmembers, rq_version2, sages_of_chaos, villans, weirdfolks, worldsfinest | |||||
| Account type: | Plus Account | |||||
